my book title

introducing you to my long awaited book:



Hi, I have now completed 50 years in 'Showbiz', where I've performed with the best of 'em, and have been to many exotic places like Newcastle and Gympie.

I have had a disturbing, frightening, lonely, funny, sad, disturbing, sexually explicit, loving, discovering, and boring and disturbing life. I have laughed and cried my way through many calamities that most people will never experience... and have come thru SHINING. I certainly have paid back a lot of karma from my last life, and this one too.

Over 300 stars and musicians are named, the identities of some of my conquests are changed. I have not intended to pour my malice on anyone, but kept this masterpiece light and hopefully funny
Mr Banjo book